NEWSFLASH, Europe: Don’t Let the Stones Y’all Throw at United States Imperialism Hit You in the… Eye… .

For-real, y’all. Just don’t. It’s not a good look and here’s why.

As a European I see America as the biggest evil on this planet. You destroy countries who don’t want to be capitalist and cruel to their own citizens

The comment was left on the video below.

My angry-ass self being my angry-ass self, I felt a kinda way about such a brazenly hypocritical or utterly self-unaware comment (despite often being guilty of the same myself). And I won’t lie … my initial response was going to be along the lines of —

No maybe about it. Fuck that dude, fuck his mama, fuck his mama mama, fuck his mama mama mama, fuck his cousin on his father’s side, three times removed. And fuck his fifth grade math teacher, just because I said.

But, as ever, I also had other words to say and these are them:

**clears throat and adjusts necktie**

“America” learned to be evil by watching Europe. And it’s RARELY Americans who are my shade of brown doing the…