Ugh, it responded: The non-anti-racist from my previous post attempted a clapback . . . and failed. So, I showed them HOW WE DO.

Wait — is that not EVERY DAY for most people, John? John? Bueller? Bueller?
Umm . . . no. . . .
Does anyone have a glass of ice-water? This’s awful salty. . . .
I’ll say “when,” when I’m damned good and ready — KEEP POURING.
Well. That’s done.

Resources:

“Borat Very Nice Great Success.” Dozzah, Imgur.com. June 16, 2015. https://imgur.com/XJyemeI

[Referenced but not used]

“B.J. Novak Stole Someone’s Identity When He Was 14.” The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, YouTube. May 12, 2016. [3:44] As a teenager, B.J. Novak wanted a fake I.D. As an adult, he’s confident the statute of limitations has expired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGGHbfad-Nc

. . . just a beetle with opinions and an internet connection. You’ve been warned.

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